Friday, May 8, 2015

Education (and also golf)

Personal rant incoming. I promised myself I'd update this thing every day, and this is what's on my mind right now.

Today, I submitted my last school assignment outside of my thesis.

I've been in school my whole life. This feels so weird, man. I guess I can't run from the real world anymore.

Grad school has been great. A normal ride, for once. I do alright in school, people treat me well (outside of the staff never answering e-mails, ever, even when I absolutely need them to, oh God please answer your e-mail, my future depends on it, it's an hour before a massively important due date why is your silence still vexing me), my teachers respect me, I get my work done in a timely fashion, I'm actually enjoying what I do, I'm academically challenged, and I love it. But it's over, now.

I have my comprehensive exam in a week, but right now, I'm slacking off, because I haven't been able to slack off in forever, despite doing it all the time when I was younger. Where will I go from here, I wonder? A week from now, when and if I pass that exam, where will life decide to take me?

Tomorrow, I'll post something substantial rather than ramble.

Edit: Nevermind, I lied. I discovered something very substantial. There is such a thing as glow golf.


Where was this when I was playing laser tag and going to stupid, regular mini golf? Why wasn't this more popular? I can only imagine the trance and/or dubstep playing in the background as the neon golf balls land in their radiant holes, making that arcadey "ding, you win" sound of jubilant triumph as your score is electronically racked up on a digital scoreboard.


Thursday, May 7, 2015

Ducks

   I was asked to caption this picture.


Racial tensions remain at an all time high between real and rubber ducks. May 7th, 2015. The great escape. A great many rubber ducks found their freedom this day, narrowly escaping the terrible confines of their human bathtub - little more than a sordidly disguised prison. Sadly, many died in the process. Prisoner #783542, pictured above, is only one of many losses incurred during the battle for the greater freedom of his artificial brethren. We salute you, #783542. Your name may be forgotten, but your sacrifice will be remembered. #freedom #stopthehate #rubberisrealtoo



 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Revenge of the 6th

I have a friend who owns lightsabers. He is consistently adding more to his collection, and frequently updates his Facebook profile picture to an image of himself posing with his newest saber. He's actually gotten pretty good at taking a decent shot. A couple of days ago - May 4th, Star Wars day, to be exact - I noticed the following pop up on my Facebook feed.


Bored, and more than willing to procrastinate on meaningful, productive work, I jumped at this opportunity. Vulcan is his new cat, but I didn't think that Vulcan had any potential, so I left finding the cat to Google image search - I searched "Star Wars cat", "Cat lightsaber", "Cat Darth Vader", etc. Eventually, I stumbled upon this image, which I felt had massive potential.

Yes. Perfect.

Possessing no skills of my own, and having already exhausted my free trial of Photoshop, I took this task to the gestalt consciousness of the internet. Specifically, I went on NeoGAF. Now, the internet will usually do this kind of thing for free, but you never know what you're going to get. In ordinary circumstances, this would be a liability, but in this case, the internet's wildcard status was the perfect environment. I posted a request asking for lightsaber cat to be added to the picture of Bryan wielding his sabers. Checking back an hour or so later, I discovered a goldmine.

"The Twist", user 8 X 11 Printer Paper wrote as he posted the following.

"You're welcome", user Firehead proclaimed.

JJDinomite turned both pictures into an internet meme, which was pretty impressive.



8 X 11 Printer Paper returned for a second contribution. "Now you can get a robot hand like Luke Skywalker", he snidely remarked.



The request turned out better than I could have hoped for. I did end up showing these to my friend, but I think I (and the users of NeoGAF) found it much more amusing than he did. I'd say it was a worthy use of time, and one of the more fruitful procrastination ventures that I've had. The rest of the thread is here.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Unique Identity in Fiction

I think part of the reason people love Harry Potter and Game of Thrones so much are the houses/families. There's something distinctly gripping and human about sorting people into categories based on what traits and abilities they gravitate towards. Everyone wants to stand out, be appreciated, and feel unique, so it's only natural that instances in fiction where people are given a very distinct chance to do so are so widely beloved. Just scratching the surface, you have the fact that Gryffindors are brave, Slytherins are cunning, Ravenclaws are smart, Hufflepuffs are sweet and genuine, and if you are one of these things you get sorted into that house. Game of Thrones families are a bit less family friendly in their categorization, but it's the same basic idea. Starks are badass, Lannisters are jerks, Targaryens are cool, alluring, and mysterious.



This is oversimplifying the houses and families by a lot, though, and perhaps the best instances regarding them in each respective piece of fiction are when people take issue with where they've been sorted. Lannisters are proud and vain, yet we have Tyrion, an ugly dwarf outcast who feels rightfully out of place within his clan-like family. Peter Dinklage's portrayal of the character might not seem like he's all that ugly, but take a look at the original, non adapted-for-TV Tyrion.



He's called "the imp" for a reason, and that reason extends far beyond being short. His experience as an outcast shapes his personality to be markedly different from his relatives, where he adopts a dry wit and cynicism, but also comes to care for the downtrodden and misunderstood. "Caring for others" is distinctly unique in the Lannister vocabulary, and his character is a good example of adding three dimensions to the families in the series. Jon Snow, the bastard child of Eddard Stark, is another similar yet inverted example of one who is entirely worthy of inheriting the Stark name and exhibits all of their mannerisms, yet is barred from being declared as one due to the circumstances surrounding his birth. In Harry Potter, I can't help but love the scenes in the first book where Harry is terrified of landing in Slytherin, and then later when the hat has trouble sorting him, clarifying his fears that he does indeed possess many traits typical of a Slytherin member. The Sorting Hat's struggle tells the reader that yes, Harry is brave and part of the "good guys" of Gryffindor, but he is not clearly cut from that cloth, and had just as much potential to be sorted into any of the other houses. This also sets up the plot behind the similarities between himself and Voldemort, despite them personifying hero and villain respectively, and Hagrid's later speech towards Harry about good and evil residing in everyone. The point I'm trying to make is this: these pieces of fiction sort people into clearly defined categories, but it's not a two dimensional process; there is a clear depth to it that readers can relate to in, again, a very human way. We want to be recognized for who we are, but we are also afraid of being labeled. This three dimensional take on the idea helps satisfy both opposing desires of the reader at the same time. "You can be recognized without being labeled". This is a powerful, idyllic, and gripping message.

See also a "lesser" but still applicable example: anime series where characters have specific powers tailored to their personalities, and promote growth of these abilities. Example: Naruto assigns each character a primary element loosely based off classic interpretations of elements - Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, etc. Some characters are born with special elements that only their family can use, often very unique in their nature - Ice is one, Wood is another, Dust is another. Elements have an inherent advantage and disadvantage towards others, making one character's abilities useful in a situation where another's may not help at all. The elements serve as a backdrop for the series in a number of ways - each person lives in a village that represents a particular element, some people who are capable of using unique elements are persecuted, etc.



The reason why young people are so drawn to shows like Naruto is that they are not only power fantasies, but promote individual strengths and go to extreme efforts to personalize them. Again, there's something very appealing about making people stand out as unique through what they're capable of doing. It's such a far cry from the real world, where very, very few people get recognized as unique and most are encouraged to join the faceless conglomerate of the working world. So these instances of personalized fiction are not only appealing, but also liberating.

Part of the reason I make this commentary is that, recently, I've spent quite a bit of time in academia, specifically in a graduate school English program, where Harry Potter, Game of Thrones and the like tend to get frequently lambasted. But, I refuse to renounce my appreciation for them. I don't watch anime anymore, really, and actually have a genuine disinterest in the culture surrounding it these days, but the point still stands; these books aren't "sophisticated" fiction, and get shit for it, and get pegged as lesser material, when in fact there is a very human undercurrent to why they are so beloved. And I'll keep loving them, dammit.

By the way: Slytherin (they're not all evil!) and Targaryen for life.