What
is cake for? Is it a treat designed to satiate the senses in a way that
ordinary food cannot? Is it a criminally unhealthy dessert mean to
serve as a mechanism of guilt that will wrack your very being? Is it a
reward for days and days of working hard at the gym - a moment of
reprieve in a desert of carrots and kale? Nay, I say, nay!
It is for having two slices.
Unwarranted justification of consuming sweets will come to an end starting now, though. I have essentially become the "tomorrow guy", the guy who always says he is going to eat healthy and then... doesn't. "I'll do it tomorrow" has just become "I'll do it now." Contrary to what social media has been saying, the "dad bod" isn't getting anyone anywhere.
It was nut cake, by the way. Damn, was it good.
It is for having two slices.
Unwarranted justification of consuming sweets will come to an end starting now, though. I have essentially become the "tomorrow guy", the guy who always says he is going to eat healthy and then... doesn't. "I'll do it tomorrow" has just become "I'll do it now." Contrary to what social media has been saying, the "dad bod" isn't getting anyone anywhere.
It was nut cake, by the way. Damn, was it good.
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